Episode 101: Peeled Grapes

by | Jun 7, 2021 | Podcast, The Lord of the Rings - Return of the King, Tolkien

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss the portion of Appendix A, Part 1 and Part 3. We’re skipping part 2.

  • I think it’s very clear that we were not really into this.
  • A lot of ridiculous names and quick flashes of cool stuff
  • Tolkien is rolling over in his grave

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Episode 100: One Last Magical Girl Moment

by | May 11, 2021 | Podcast, The Lord of the Rings - Return of the King

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss the portion of Appendix A focusing on the Tale of Aragorn and Arwen.

  • The tale starts with death…and ends with death
  • a healthy amount of doom
  • She calls him Estel their whole liiiiiiiiiives.
  • You can’t tell me they didn’t bone on that hill.

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Episode 99: It’s Just Sad

by | Apr 21, 2021 | Podcast, The Lord of the Rings - Return of the King

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss Return of the King, Book VI, Chapter 9, The Grey Havens

  • Rebuilding the Shire
  • Galadriel’s genetics
  • Only Frodo has PTSD
  • WHERE IS THE FRODO AND ROSIE FRIENDSHIP?!?!
  • The Ringbearers leave.

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Episode 98: Hobbit on Hobbit

by | Mar 29, 2021 | Podcast, The Lord of the Rings - Return of the King, Tolkien

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss Return of the King, Book VI, Chapter 8, The Scouring of the Shire

  • So Many Hobbits In This Chapters.
  • Is Frodo a wizard now?
  • Sam, Merry and Pippin the bloodthirsty
  • NINETEEN DEAD HOBBITS
  • No wait, Frodo is a God now.

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Episode 97: GodBlessed Beer

by | Feb 25, 2021 | Podcast, The Lord of the Rings - Return of the King, Tolkien

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss Return of the King, Book VI, Chapter 7, Homeward Bound

  • Much less people in this chapter
  • What does Rachel want you to do with your fingerprints?
  • How long did we laugh at Rachel for?
  • Bill the Pony, King of the Wolves.

 

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Episode 96: Rando Vibes

by | Feb 18, 2021 | Podcast, The Lord of the Rings - Return of the King, Tolkien

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss Return of the King, Book VI, Chapter 6, Many Partings

  • Literally everyone is in this chapter. Again.
  • There’s a funeral but it isn’t the saddest thing in this chapter
  • We folks see each other again, or is it all a big death metaphor?
  • Fucking Gandalf.

 

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Episode 95: Still the Bees

by | Jan 19, 2021 | Podcast, The Lord of the Rings - Return of the King

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss Return of the King, Book VI, Chapter 5, The Steward and the King

  • Faramir and Eowyn meet!
  • Faramir completes his hobbit pokedex
  • A crown is taken from a dead man.
  • A tree is found in the woods mountains
  • But like…how do we KNOW Aragorn is really the king?

 

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Episode 94: Praise Them With Great Praise

by | Dec 6, 2020 | Podcast, The Lord of the Rings - Return of the King

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss Return of the King, Book VI, Chapter 4, The Field of Cormallen

  • Sam has a real good sense of smell
  • They have to get back in to their dirty clothes
  • Emmy’s favourite line in the entire book
  • And, as always, Aragorn needs that drama

 

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Episode 93: We Do the Thing

by | Nov 12, 2020 | Podcast, The Lord of the Rings - Return of the King, Tolkien

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss Return of the King, Book VI, Chapter 3, Mount Doom

  • Wait, we’re still walking across Mordor?
  • There’s just SO much Doom in this chapter, Rachel is very happy
  • It’s already obvious that Caitlin isn’t happy with the movie adaptation
  • The eagles are coming (next time)

 

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Epiosde 92: A Date With a Nazgul

by | Sep 29, 2020 | Podcast, The Lord of the Rings - Return of the King, Tolkien

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss Return of the King, Book VI, Chapter 2, The Land of Shadow

It’s time to walk across Mordor!.

More comedic orc duos!

This Nazgul wants YOUR name and number.

A gobler?

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