Episode 100: One Last Magical Girl Moment

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss the portion of Appendix A focusing on the Tale of Aragorn and Arwen.

  • The tale starts with death…and ends with death
  • a healthy amount of doom
  • She calls him Estel their whole liiiiiiiiiives.
  • You can’t tell me they didn’t bone on that hill.

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Episode 99: It’s Just Sad

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss Return of the King, Book VI, Chapter 9, The Grey Havens

  • Rebuilding the Shire
  • Galadriel’s genetics
  • Only Frodo has PTSD
  • WHERE IS THE FRODO AND ROSIE FRIENDSHIP?!?!
  • The Ringbearers leave.

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Episode 98: Hobbit on Hobbit

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss Return of the King, Book VI, Chapter 8, The Scouring of the Shire

  • So Many Hobbits In This Chapters.
  • Is Frodo a wizard now?
  • Sam, Merry and Pippin the bloodthirsty
  • NINETEEN DEAD HOBBITS
  • No wait, Frodo is a God now.

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Episode 97: GodBlessed Beer

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss Return of the King, Book VI, Chapter 7, Homeward Bound

  • Much less people in this chapter
  • What does Rachel want you to do with your fingerprints?
  • How long did we laugh at Rachel for?
  • Bill the Pony, King of the Wolves.

 

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Episode 96: Rando Vibes

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss Return of the King, Book VI, Chapter 6, Many Partings

  • Literally everyone is in this chapter. Again.
  • There’s a funeral but it isn’t the saddest thing in this chapter
  • We folks see each other again, or is it all a big death metaphor?
  • Fucking Gandalf.

 

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Episode 95: Still the Bees

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss Return of the King, Book VI, Chapter 5, The Steward and the King

  • Faramir and Eowyn meet!
  • Faramir completes his hobbit pokedex
  • A crown is taken from a dead man.
  • A tree is found in the woods mountains
  • But like…how do we KNOW Aragorn is really the king?

 

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Episode 94: Praise Them With Great Praise

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss Return of the King, Book VI, Chapter 4, The Field of Cormallen

  • Sam has a real good sense of smell
  • They have to get back in to their dirty clothes
  • Emmy’s favourite line in the entire book
  • And, as always, Aragorn needs that drama

 

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Episode 93: We Do the Thing

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss Return of the King, Book VI, Chapter 3, Mount Doom

  • Wait, we’re still walking across Mordor?
  • There’s just SO much Doom in this chapter, Rachel is very happy
  • It’s already obvious that Caitlin isn’t happy with the movie adaptation
  • The eagles are coming (next time)

 

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Epiosde 92: A Date With a Nazgul

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss Return of the King, Book VI, Chapter 2, The Land of Shadow

It’s time to walk across Mordor!.

More comedic orc duos!

This Nazgul wants YOUR name and number.

A gobler?

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Episode 91: Keep Calm and Think of Frodo

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss Return of the King, Book VI, Chapter 1, The Tower of Cirith Ungol

In this chapter we are back with Caitlin’s favourite Hobbit! But that still isn’t enough to save this chapter from being mostly boring.

There’s architecture. And orcs!

There’s more architecture and more orcs!

There’s a touching reunion!

Also, uh, stay until the very end after the sign off if you want to hear us continue that Redwall discussion.

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