Episode 86: Weed Wizard

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss Return of the King, Book V, Chapter 6, The Battle of the Pelennor Fields.

Dernhelm is a girl? What?

Who killed the Witchking? Why was there a prophesy about that?

And, most importantly, Gimli has his axe.

 

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Episode 85: Second Best Horse

This week we discuss Return of the King, Book V, Chapter 5, the Ride of the Rohirrim.

A little less Ride and a little more Eavesdropping. Come and discuss with us as Merry is very observant, but misses some vital facts. Theoden gives some speeches and steals a horn. Eomer is racist, and Snowmane is the best horse ever.

Well, the best horse that wasn’t stolen by Gandalf.

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Episode 84: Bettamir

Caitlin, Rachel and Emmy are excited to be back with The Return of the King, Book 5, Chapter 4, The Siege of Gondor!

Characters

  • Pippin – Guard of the Citadel, Faramir’s protector?
  • Gandalf – bearer of bad news, Denethor’s worst enemy apparently
  • Denethor – huge know-it-all, Steward of Gondor
  • Faramir – Captain of the White Tower, generally an island. Horse whisperer. Human whisperer?
  • Prince Imrahil – Faramir’s wing man and uncle
  • Beregond – a soldier of Gondor, helps Pippin find his clothes
  • Shadowfax – the best of horses
  • The Black Captain – The Witchking of Angmar
  • The Nazgul and their Fell Beasts – being that inspire terror

 

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Episode 83: Done-Here

Caitlin, Rachel and Emmy are excited to be back with The Return of the King, Book 5, Chapter 3, The Muster of Rohan! Featuring a couple of folks who super don’t want to be left behind.

Characters

  • Merry – a lone Hobbit
  • Theoden – King of Rohan
  • Eomer – Theoden’s nephew
  • Eowyn – Theoden’s neice
  • DĂșnhere – He’s so very done
  • Hirgon – A messenger from Rohan
  • Dernhelm – A totally, completely, brand new character. Never met them before. Not at all.

Also some Dunedain! One of them is named Halbarad

 

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Episode 82: Did You Just Say Nipples?

Caitlin, Rachel and Emmy are excited to be back with The Return of the King, Book 5, Chapter 2, The Passing of the Grey Company! We’re back with Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas, and Merry! Also appearances from some new friends and fun cameos from some old friends.

Characters

  • Aragorn – heir to the throne, which matters again
  • Gimli – everyone’s favourite dwarf!
  • Legolas – everyone’s favourite elf!
  • Merry – Not everyone’s favourite hobbit (Frodo for life!)
  • Theoden – king of Rohan
  • Eomer – his nephew
  • Eowyn – his niece, most relatable
  • Elrohir – sons or Elrond, literally no one knows who is who
  • Elladan

Also some Dunedain! One of them is named Halbarad

 

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