Episode 97: GodBlessed Beer

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss Return of the King, Book VI, Chapter 7, Homeward Bound

  • Much less people in this chapter
  • What does Rachel want you to do with your fingerprints?
  • How long did we laugh at Rachel for?
  • Bill the Pony, King of the Wolves.

 

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Episode 96: Rando Vibes

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss Return of the King, Book VI, Chapter 6, Many Partings

  • Literally everyone is in this chapter. Again.
  • There’s a funeral but it isn’t the saddest thing in this chapter
  • We folks see each other again, or is it all a big death metaphor?
  • Fucking Gandalf.

 

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Episode 93: We Do the Thing

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss Return of the King, Book VI, Chapter 3, Mount Doom

  • Wait, we’re still walking across Mordor?
  • There’s just SO much Doom in this chapter, Rachel is very happy
  • It’s already obvious that Caitlin isn’t happy with the movie adaptation
  • The eagles are coming (next time)

 

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Epiosde 92: A Date With a Nazgul

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss Return of the King, Book VI, Chapter 2, The Land of Shadow

It’s time to walk across Mordor!.

More comedic orc duos!

This Nazgul wants YOUR name and number.

A gobler?

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Episode 91: Keep Calm and Think of Frodo

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss Return of the King, Book VI, Chapter 1, The Tower of Cirith Ungol

In this chapter we are back with Caitlin’s favourite Hobbit! But that still isn’t enough to save this chapter from being mostly boring.

There’s architecture. And orcs!

There’s more architecture and more orcs!

There’s a touching reunion!

Also, uh, stay until the very end after the sign off if you want to hear us continue that Redwall discussion.

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Episode 90: Acute Depression of the Arm

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss Return of the King, Book V, Chapter 10, The Black Gate Opens

In this chapter the army spends a lot of time getting to a battle…and then not much time on the battle.

Merry is left behind!

We were wrong last week about miles. Which is just typical us.

As the army retraces Frodo and Sam’s steps, how much have we forgotten from The Two Towers?

And Hobbits, man. They rock.

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