Episode 95: Still the Bees

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss Return of the King, Book VI, Chapter 5, The Steward and the King

  • Faramir and Eowyn meet!
  • Faramir completes his hobbit pokedex
  • A crown is taken from a dead man.
  • A tree is found in the woods mountains
  • But like…how do we KNOW Aragorn is really the king?

 

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Episode 93: We Do the Thing

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss Return of the King, Book VI, Chapter 3, Mount Doom

  • Wait, we’re still walking across Mordor?
  • There’s just SO much Doom in this chapter, Rachel is very happy
  • It’s already obvious that Caitlin isn’t happy with the movie adaptation
  • The eagles are coming (next time)

 

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Epiosde 92: A Date With a Nazgul

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss Return of the King, Book VI, Chapter 2, The Land of Shadow

It’s time to walk across Mordor!.

More comedic orc duos!

This Nazgul wants YOUR name and number.

A gobler?

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Episode 74: Tolkien Gets to Flex

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss The Two Towers: Book Four, Chapter Five, The Window on the West.

Characters:

  • Frodo – a hobbit with a secret
  • Faramir – a man who wants to know the secret
  • Sam – just blurts out the secret
  • Mablung and Damrod – Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are there

 

In the same map as the last couple weeks we are at Henneth Annûn, this week!

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Episode 73: Frodo’s Twilight Moment

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss The Two Towers: Book Four, Chapter Four, Of Herbs and Stewed Rabbit.

Characters:

  • Frodo- Nap-master
  • Sam – Chef
  • Smeagollum – Sous Chef
  • Faramir – Captain of Gondor
  • Mablung and Damrod – Rosencrantz and Guildenstern

In the same map as the last two weeks you can see how the Frodo/Sam journey line goes off to the side of Mordor and enters an area with trees. That’s where we are in this chapter!

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