Movie Episode! The Two Towers

On this, our first episode of 2020, please join Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy in their discussion of the Two Towers movie directed by Peter Jackson.

  • Faramir is super different, how do we feel?
  • We want the version of this movie with Arwen at Helm’s Deep!
  • Hama for president 2020!
  • King Theoden, the best.
  • Also, we’ve accidentally been ignoring some emails. Sorry.

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Episode 80: Can’t Go Wrong With Tentacles

On this, our last episode of 2019, please join Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy in their discussion of the 1978 animated movie, The Lord of the Rings.

In which we ask the following very important questions:

  • Why doesn’t Aragorn wear pants?
  • Why does everyone want to punch Bilbo?
  • Who is Aruman?
  • Why is everyone the same height?

If you drink alcohol, we recommend it for the viewing of this movie. If you do not…godspeed.

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Episode 79: Sam is Real Good

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss The Two Towers: Book Four, Chapter Nine, The Choices of Master Samwise

Characters:

  • Sam – an extremely fearsome enemy (probably a large elf)
  • Frodo – he dead
  • Shelob – still nightmare fuel
  • Shagrat – orc middle management from the Tower of Cirith Ungol
  • Gorbag – orc middle management from Minas Morgul

 

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Episode 78: When You Wish Upon Your Daddy

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss The Two Towers: Book Four, Chapter Eight, Shelob’s Lair

Characters:

  • Frodo and Sam – Spelunkers
  • Gollum – it’s allllla Gollum now
  • Shelob – pure and utter nightmare fuel

Characters from legend:

  • Earendil – has the silmaril now…and is a star, also the aforementioned Daddy
  • Melkor – original evil.
  • Ungoliant – original nightmare fuel spider.

 

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Episode 77: Tourist Observation Deck

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss The Two Towers: Book Four, Chapter Seven, The Stairs of Cirith Ungol

Characters:

  • Frodo – Our hero
  • Sam – Our hero wouldn’t have got far without him

Smeagollum – the hero of his own story

The Witch-King of Angmar, the Lord of the Nazgul, the Black Captain – stabbed Frodo once

Mentions:

  • Galadriel – gave Frodo a very important gift
  • Faramir – gave Frodo a less important gift 

Characters from legend:

  • Beren – Had a silmaril one time
  • Earendil – has the silmaril now…and is a star

 

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